Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Your topless pictures make me question reality
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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