Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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