good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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