it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
