it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just google imaged poop.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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