it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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