i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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