My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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