Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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