please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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