just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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