they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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