it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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