So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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