Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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