So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
