I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So squirting runs in the family.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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