Me. At least after what I've been through.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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