i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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