whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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