how can u be prego again
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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