Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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