But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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