She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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