we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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