I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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