I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Its about making memories worth repressing
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I want a musical about memes.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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