So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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