In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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