Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Randomize
