You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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