Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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