dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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