:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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