Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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