It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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