I CAN MOONWALK!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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