Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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