their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
i now understand why vodka
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize