then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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