Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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