Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Do vagina's smell?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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