Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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