this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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