I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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