I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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