its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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