He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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