Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She has the best kind of daddy issues
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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