Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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