Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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