she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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