you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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