New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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