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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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