You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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