He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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