Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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